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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..DAMN!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.


TAGS: baywatch russia
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 12:08 pm
That's awesome!
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:41 am
Ah, the beach near Murmansk. I loved watching those ships and Subs go into and out of port when I was growing up.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:45 am
I remember reading about this, a beach right next to a military base!! Awesome idea twist!!!


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)

CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others

TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am
That's perverted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)

THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!

TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.

Big Brother -

TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.58/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm



TAGS: watchmen help
Rating: 3.62/5

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Pushkin - March 5, 2017, 9:34 pm
That's great. Good job.


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am
Very True !!

GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...

YOU GOT IT, DUDE - Don't tell Daddy, Uncle Jesse, D.J., or Stephanie that you like to touch me with your stupid hand puppets. Okie dokie.

TAGS: creepy uncle you know you used to watch full house dont lie
Rating: 3.64/5

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Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:06 am
ha ha ha fucking hilarious
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Im sure that would explain some of her problems


BREAKFAST - Is Watching You Masturbate. Sicko.

TAGS: breakfast watch masturbate
Rating: 1.79/5

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Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:02 pm
That looks good.
RnR - August 4, 2008, 10:52 am
that aint breakfast! breakfast also includes fried eggs, and bacon, and kippers, and bacon, and baked beans, and bacon and hashes and toast and bacon and gallons of coffee/tea and orance juice. And did i mention bacon?
Sean - May 11, 2008, 2:03 am
I hate when that happens. Five foofy poodles from me. Good show -- but I don't mean what your breakfast saw the other day. That was downright rude.


TAGS: pzy watch when you fall
Rating: 4.64/5

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Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 9:52 pm
Hey y'all, watch thi5!
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 9:19 pm

CATHOLIC CONDOMS - In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn't break the deal

TAGS: jesus is watching
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 3:00 am
It's more they need to update their user manual is all.
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2012, 12:33 am
I don't understand Catholics. They're against abortion for pretty much any reason, but at the same time, they're against any form of birth control (and the death penalty)

OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match

TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1

POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures



TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless

TAGS: watch out
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Zook



DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!

TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman bitch slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


TAGS: lions yes and bears who watch the discovery channel
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 11:00 pm
We've all been there. 5L
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 10:47 pm
Excellent Sean, 5 lions.


TAGS: optimism pessimism realism neener watched
Rating: 4.81/5

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Daniel Shortt - October 27, 2010, 5:54 pm
CONSEQUENCES forget about them and go for it
cemozi - October 27, 2010, 2:14 am
If your Sis in law have a nic butt like that then then you can risk the consequences
Neener - October 26, 2010, 8:00 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 7:47 pm
Great poster Neener.
erock - October 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
panic8 - October 26, 2010, 10:27 am
Yeah, but which color? There's now brown yet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:14 am
Finally...Neener hits one out of the park, HOMERUN! Great Job 5 perfect butts.
Neener - October 26, 2010, 10:11 am
Thongs.. they're like kryptonite
GreyScorpion - October 26, 2010, 9:13 am
the best fakes, are spoken from experience, eh neener? 5L

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch


TAGS: god is watching so study
Rating: 4.57/5

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RexyD - July 3, 2011, 6:46 am
Its NAZIS not NAZI'S - the apostrophe (that's this "'") indicates possession or elision. You can both stay in after school.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 7:16 pm
Crap... you win this time grammer nazi's, but the glorious red motifaker will not be defeated
THEBRAT - July 2, 2011, 7:00 pm
I noticed the same thing this morning - YHEN rather of 'THEN'...
Derek - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm
Yhen you aren't looking
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:41 pm
"YHEN" ???
the1stCOMMI3 - July 2, 2011, 5:26 pm
what do you mean? I don't see anything wrong with my grammar with this poster
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:18 pm


NO CUBBY! - Your can´t watch the porn on the hard drive that way!

TAGS: cubby watch porn
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:20 pm
I thought something like this had been done before but if you try to search cubby as a tag you have to go through 3/4 of the posters here, i gave up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
But Cubby is already half blind from constant squinting and fapping......Why not go all in?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:15 pm
i think it's cause the laser ruins your eyes
Cubbybear - October 28, 2010, 10:01 am
Why Not?....LOL!


TAGS: pzy religion watching pervert god
Rating: 4.14/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:51 pm
It's not a problem if you have it all figured out.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 12:45 am
The first part of healing is admitting your problem, Pzy. ; )


TAGS: womans watch kitchen
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:23 pm
Yeah....but how do you fix a dishwasher?...5.


TAGS: ruin funny watch run worst fire experience deer
Rating: 2.2/5

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Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
this... looks... awesome

RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.

NBA CHEERLEADERS - Because the crowd has to watch something for the first 46 minutes of the game.

TAGS: boring cheerleaders basketball sport watch
Rating: 4.75/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:47 pm
i going to suck thatpussy

80" Flat Screen Mirror -



TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".

CEILING MONKEY - Is watching you masturbate. And Likes it.

TAGS: ceiling monkey masturbate watch
Rating: 2.27/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 4:31 pm
As long as it's not the trunk monkey.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:56 am

MR. SCHULTZ - is spinning in his tomb

ALAN MOORE - Just shit cinderblocks

Enjoy what you have -

TAGS: quit watching me eat bacon
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:35 pm
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 11:16 am
My pups have been trained to have low expectations...ham beats brown glop....for me and him. Thanks Missy
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh come on. Isn't he over reacting just a bit? Now toss in a 5Lice of Havarti...ahhh!

People Watching -

TAGS: walmart bar people watching next
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the hot spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.

SPEED TRAP SNIFFED OUT - The proliferation of cell phone usage makes this attempt at enforcement pretty much useless.

TAGS: tweet text watch out
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 9:56 pm

That helicopter's missing a piece... and I see 3 ninjas in the pic. Ninja on the left might be Waldo, ninja in the middle could be Carmen San Diego... eh, 5Ls anyway

SPACE INVADERS WATCH - Cool style for highest-class geeks.

TAGS: funny watch
Rating: 4.71/5

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CATS, - will watch you die happily.

TAGS: cat cats will watch you die happily
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissRed - May 27, 2010, 12:02 pm
Some how that comforts me inside...



TAGS: blondes can be funny to watch
Rating: 3.82/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:23 pm
Nice work Cpn. 5Ls.


TAGS: no wonder richard gere loved watching baywatch
Rating: 3.08/5

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Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
This is still very much in use in Washington. 5L

IF YOU BUILD IT, ... - 1980: NamCo released PacMan. 1989: NBC aired BayWatch. -- Someone had to bridge the gap --

LIFEGUARDS - Always carry sufficient floatation aids

BUYER BEWARE - How stupid would you feel if you got bamboozled into buying a fake fake watch

TAGS: watch
Rating: 1.88/5

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ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)



TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L....words of wisdom.



CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....

TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir

RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave


TAGS: watch your back fish
Rating: 4.34/5

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Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:15 pm
no wonder my parents bought me a flag jacket and hired security for me in third grade. then again maybe it was to protect everyone from me
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:09 pm

it wasn't pretty, got to go to private school the next year
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 8:06 pm
damn rerun, school of hard knocks huh.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:50 pm

playground fight in 5th grade. Kid stabbed me with pocket knife (in my side). Even though 1" blade, hurt & bled like hell, 8 stitches. I went to a rough school but that was last fight I was in. Kicked the punk ass then went to ER for repair.
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
scars make for story time. as long as they ain't stories you start with "in prison in the showers", im game to listen!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 6:39 pm

doesn't do anything for the scar. sad & ugly story
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:11 pm
the past has teeth, 5L
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thanks yall. @ rerun time will heal all wounds.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
Just added this to my favorites Faceplant. Very well done, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 5:51 pm
Nice! Very nice! 5!
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm
thanks again culos! BTW tell the misses i said thanks for the pic!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:49 pm

personally, I hate knives. Had a bad experience with one, several stitches later still don't like them.
culos - February 22, 2010, 5:47 pm
UC Face? It woyks....
Faceplant31 - February 22, 2010, 5:46 pm
Sure but i have to warn u i have a lot of knives at my disposal. One of which is always on me.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:44 pm

Hace Face, want to see my new Ginsu Knife set?


TAGS: point of interest baywatch 1990 day
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:13 pm
YES - there were other reasons! But all of them have boobs too!
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:42 pm
Way to go Face!! drudge up those ol Mammeries..5L...she still can't dance, ...upright
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 3:02 pm
Gotta love the Slo-Mo running! 5 over-altered boobies!



TAGS: threesome malt watch share
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by culos

maxi - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
el nuevo juego de zinga-el braguin !!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
It's a "Bi"-Lateral Snuggie!! That's gonna leave a mark. 5 tug of wars!
Big V - December 1, 2009, 11:29 am
oooh, Shenanigans!

BAYWATCH - It's a little different in Mexico !

THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Welcomes reunions with its past members. For those who still do not believe, just remember being a member can get you a million dollar contract with MTV

TAGS: have you ever watched that show it makes you feel better about yourself
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - February 13, 2010, 3:43 pm
What they don't tell you is that you're gonna be paid in Zimbabwe dollars. Remember, you'll need ten million to just buy three eggs, so it's not really worth it.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:04 am
5, true...they are ALL douches..



TAGS: watch time
Rating: 3.22/5

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ROBOT BUTLERS - They work hard with little to no pay and you won't catch them banging your wife.

TAGS: can i at least watch
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:55 pm
Read the signs... this ain't a male robot... your wife has bought 4 straight-edge can openers in the last week.

300 - This...is...SPARTA!

TAGS: laid the bait now to sit back and watch
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 7:05 pm
So I just realized by reading these comments that know_it_all was the original timmy, or am I wrong? Either way, this was the greatest troll bait.
Todd Snyder - September 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
uuuhhhh - try Gladiator This . . .is . . ROME!
Arnaldo - September 7, 2009, 2:41 pm
tunnel bait fail
Doug - August 13, 2009, 4:27 pm
knowitall - August 13, 2009, 4:24 pm
actually i'm the one with a fish on the hook, since i posted using the name timmy :P
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 4:07 pm
Got another one...this one's kinda shrimpy too.
timmy - August 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
the movie is called "Gladiator", not 300
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:03 pm
Right person, wrong picture. LOL!!!
LogicDude - July 1, 2009, 4:04 pm
Darn! Woody was under the size limit...had to throw him back!
Lol - July 1, 2009, 12:06 am
Why, hello troll! Have we met?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:03 pm
You got woody!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:02 pm
The bait was a 4. The catch made it a 5!
BuZZbomb - June 30, 2009, 8:51 pm
Right Trap... Right Newbie!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 7:48 pm
Right time.... wrong movie.

FREE CAT WALLPAPERS - watching you masturbate

FAILURE - couldn't come at a better time than this

TAGS: watch out for that rock
Rating: 2.64/5

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JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:35 pm
I believe the medical term for people like this is "organ donor.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
one mistake and he goes into a bag...er i mean several bags
The Goat - January 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
Oh oh - this is clearly not going to end well in a Wile E Coyote kind of way!

CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

SILK SPECTRE 1 - Golden Age girls do it best!

WALLPAPERS - Always promising more then the game or movie actually delivers

TAGS: watchmen wallpaper movie dvd game
Rating: 1.89/5

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Pepper snot - October 3, 2009, 11:17 pm
fuk off, it was EPIC
dickcheese - June 26, 2009, 4:34 am
the movie bored me to tears
Namtar - March 7, 2009, 5:31 am
Go see the movie, it is epic
drac666 - December 1, 2008, 2:24 am
if the movie is even half as good as the graphic novel, then this is going to rock!
TL - November 29, 2008, 1:47 pm
this movie is gonna be fuckin epic.
Nite Owl - November 10, 2008, 6:12 pm
He means "tapped". Past tense. He has problems relating time to us mortals.
Dr. Manhattan - November 5, 2008, 1:22 am
I tap that.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 12:41 am
I agree. Rorschach never looked that good in the comic!
69 - July 29, 2008, 8:58 pm
fap fap fap

CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!

DON'T - masturbate you're being watched


It Happens -

Cock Fights -

TAGS: birds fights watching unexpected imagination
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 10:41 am
Technical progress. Pews are so 20th century ;)
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Thanks Jesus. Still feels weird that I can connect with you through a comment box that isn't on the back of some pew in a church...teehee.
MissPriss - April 8, 2014, 10:18 am
Thanks me lord, glad you enjoyed it.
JesusWept - April 8, 2014, 8:30 am
Excellent! L L L L L
Reality Lord - April 8, 2014, 7:08 am


Genius -

bird watching -

TAGS: bird watching
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 11:03 am
Ugh, I ju5t threw up a little in my mouth.
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 7:50 pm
Thanks Miss P!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 1:48 am
A subtle hint of gross and yet funny combined in such a way as to compliment one another. Could of just done a fart poster, make it easier for me to critique...teehee. Bird Nest Soup? 5L little

Breaking through -

TAGS: television head breaking through watch me
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:32 pm

But other nights, like last night, I won't give up the fight, then end up feeling as I do today~~like I'm not only sleepless, but I've been in a drunken brawl all night.
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 12:31 pm

Well, not really. But when I'm down to 2 hours or less, I know it's REALLY back. Sometimes I just give up and get up to write.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 11:25 am

Insomnia goes away?
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 11:16 am

After a night of insomnia (yes, it's back!), this made my day! 5 LOL Lions!~

Plumber -

Women And Men -

TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


TAGS: watch time
Rating: 4.74/5

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Zetmonk - May 10, 2012, 7:58 am
This is rather significant really.
BoneCD - May 9, 2012, 9:50 pm
Well played 5l

Action Packed -

BEWARE - of the Men in Hats. What? No not those "Men in Hats".

TAGS: adjustment bureau mod watching you
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
another masterpiece coolio 5L's
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
Quality over quantity, I say. Except in Cubby's case, it's Quality and Quantity.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 9:18 am
Coolio, you never cease to amaze me with your fakes even if they are once a month you nail it every time. Cheers and keeps it up.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 8:27 am
excellent creativity. 5L. for some of you, don't worry about those men in hats over there, worry more about the ones in white coats. you know who you are, and so do we.
Cubbybear - October 27, 2010, 11:15 pm
Funny. I chuckled.
ICEMAN - October 27, 2010, 10:41 pm
Amazing work Coolio. 5
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 10:39 pm
I just love these Coolio =) Please keep making them.
CoolioIndeed - October 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Dammit, I meant to type 'What? No not those "men without hats"

Belief -

TAGS: watchmen rorschach end is nigh
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:30 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken