Watch Demotivational Poster
MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!
WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -
GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.
LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
HE KNOWS -
ELEVENTH HOUR -
SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.
PAMELA, WHO? -
THAR SHE BLOWS -
CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense
83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -
BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others
AMBER LAMPS -
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -
THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!
Big Brother -
FOLLOWING THE PACK -
GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...
YOU GOT IT, DUDE - Don't tell Daddy, Uncle Jesse, D.J., or Stephanie that you like to touch me with your stupid hand puppets. Okie dokie.
WATCHING YOU -
BREAKFAST - Is Watching You Masturbate. Sicko.
CATHOLIC CONDOMS - In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn't break the deal
OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless
WEIGHT WATCHERS -
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB -
DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch
NO CUBBY! - Your can´t watch the porn on the hard drive that way!
FIX A WOMAN’S WATCH? -
RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.
NBA CHEERLEADERS - Because the crowd has to watch something for the first 46 minutes of the game.
80" Flat Screen Mirror -
WATCH IT, PUNK - Now SCRAM!
CEILING MONKEY - Is watching you masturbate. And Likes it.
MR. SCHULTZ - is spinning in his tomb
ALAN MOORE - Just shit cinderblocks
Enjoy what you have -
People Watching -
SPEED TRAP SNIFFED OUT - The proliferation of cell phone usage makes this attempt at enforcement pretty much useless.
SPACE INVADERS WATCH - Cool style for highest-class geeks.
CATS, - will watch you die happily.
STOP THEM PLEASE -
BLOW SMOKE UP ONEÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S ASS -
IF YOU BUILD IT, ... - 1980: NamCo released PacMan. 1989: NBC aired BayWatch. -- Someone had to bridge the gap --
LIFEGUARDS - Always carry sufficient floatation aids
BUYER BEWARE - How stupid would you feel if you got bamboozled into buying a fake fake watch
ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)
SOCIAL NETWORKING -
NEVER ENDING STORY -
KNOCK KNOCK -
TEASE STALKER -
CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....
RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave
THE TRIFECTA -
TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS -
BAYWATCH - It's a little different in Mexico !
THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Welcomes reunions with its past members. For those who still do not believe, just remember being a member can get you a million dollar contract with MTV
CHOMPERS WAS HERE -
WATCH - IT'S ABOUT TIME! -
ROBOT BUTLERS - They work hard with little to no pay and you won't catch them banging your wife.
300 - This...is...SPARTA!
FREE CAT WALLPAPERS - watching you masturbate
FAILURE - couldn't come at a better time than this
CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry
SILK SPECTRE 1 - Golden Age girls do it best!
WALLPAPERS - Always promising more then the game or movie actually delivers
CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!
DON'T - masturbate you're being watched
It Happens -
Cock Fights -
bird watching -
Breaking through -
Women And Men -
THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!
Action Packed -
BEWARE - of the Men in Hats. What? No not those "Men in Hats".
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